See if you can come up with a conclusion to any or all of these sentences.
- “The table was piled high with bacon, yet …”
- “My left sock and my right sock weren’t speaking to one another, and …”
- “When I left the station with my favorite kumquat, I …”
- “It wasn’t the pounding headaches I missed so much as …”
- “The best thing about discovering the incompatibility of coffee and motor oil is …”
The best entry wins 10,000 interwebz.* The second best wins 20,000 interwebz, the third best 30,000 and so on.
*Interwebz are imaginary, fanciful, worthless and accepted nowhere as tender, legal or otherwise. Enjoy.