Saturday Celebration – Happy Half Birthday!

Today is my half birthday. What’s a half birthday? you ask. It means I had a birthday exactly six months ago, and I’ll have another exactly six months from now. If you’re wondering how old that makes me now, you might get some clues as you read through today’s post.

This list is stolen from Anne Bogel over at Modern Mrs. Darcy. She celebrated her 35th Birthday two weeks ago and posted a list of 35 lessons learned over the years. I liked it so much I asked if I could use it and add 18 more lessons to supplement her list. She graciously said yes, and here we are. Happy Birthday to Anne! (And Happy Half-Birthday to the blog host. Whatever.)

1. Younger people tend to see things in black and white. Experience lets you see the grey.

2. How you dress changes how you feel. When you put in the extra effort to look (a tiny bit) snazzy, you’ll look cute and get a spring in your step.

3. Getting to know yourself sounds deceptively simple and is surprisingly complicated. It’s still worth doing.

4. It is possible to make good coffee at home, for cheap. Even lattés! (You’re welcome.)

5. Fanfiction stinks. Pretty much always.

6. Hard times are no fun but they make you who you are. A story–your life story–is pretty boring without highs and lows. Don’t fear the lows.

7. Don’t wish your life away. When I was a teen (and a young 25-year-old mother) I spent too much time wishing I was older. Now that I am older, I can see how silly that was.

8. Dorks are more fun.

9. More” does not mean “better.” Consider: choices, stuff, email.

10. Don’t be a people pleaser when it’s time to make big life decisions. Or anytime, really. Life’s too short.

11. Look for actions that yield disproportionate results, and hammer them hard, whether it means a $3 bouquet that brings you a zillion units of happiness, a 5 minute call to your mom that makes her day, or setting the coffee timer the night before.

12. Looking put-together is 90% hair. Experiment to find a flattering cut, and figure out how to style it yourself.

13. Trying to time a pregnancy? It’s a crapshoot.

14. Figure out your personality type. And while you’re at it, figure out the personality type of your best friend, husband, roommate, mom.

15. Don’t talk about people when they aren’t there. There might be one good reason to gossip, but there are a whole lot more not to.

16. Plans are worthless, but planning is everything. (This Eisenhower quote is one of my favorites.)

17. When you have no idea what to say to someone who’s hurting, just say something, and say it from the heart. Saying nothing hurts more than saying the wrong thing.

18. The twentysomething years are full of drama. They just are.

19. Living debt-free brings freedom and flexibility. We drive old cars and are still in our starter house, but our significant life decisions haven’t been impacted by student loan payments, a monster mortgage, or an ambitious car payment.

20. Even if you like to fly by the seat of your pants, you’ll be better off with some structure to your days. (Ahem.)

21. Coffee dates pack as much quality time as dinner dates, and are a whole lot cheaper.

22. Even good change is stressful. Getting married, having a baby, landing a dream job are just a few examples of happy milestones that still shock your system. You’re going to feel discombobulated for a bit, and that’s okay.

23. Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is walk your dog.

24. Failure isn’t a verdict: it’s information you can use to plot your next move. Getting things wrong is every bit as helpful as getting things right.

25. Pretty much everything is more fun when you’re good at it. Spend the time to get really good at something.

26. Be really, really careful before you give away the baby gear. Judging from my own experience–and the experience of a whole lot of other parents I know–that’s the other way babies are made.

27. Before you say, “I could never…” remember that other people once thought they couldn’t, either–maybe even the person you’re speaking to. And now they’re doing it. Think hard before you open your mouth and sound like a jerk.

28. Get a counselor before you need one. At the very least, decide who you might see if a crisis erupts. Then when you need to reach out for help you won’t have to figure out how to deal with the problem before you can even begin to actually work through it.

29. Traveling is great. But there’s nothing like your own bed.

30. Personal growth isn’t linear. It’s messy and winding; you’ll circle around and backtrack and then leap forward so fast it takes your breath away. Just go with it.

31. When someone you love enters the room, let your face speak what’s in your heart.

32. When you feel like you’re on the verge of an epic meltdown, eat a sandwich. Drink a glass of water. And if possible, take a nap.

33. Don’t let relationships drift away. If you find a kindred spirit, hang on tight. Some relationships naturally come to an end, but to let it happen because of carelessness is just sad.

34. When it comes to coffee and ice cream, buy the good stuff. It’s worth the extra cash.

35. It’s true what they say: the thirties are pretty great.


Thus ends Anne’s list, but I couldn’t leave well enough alone and decided to add my own additional 18 lessons-learned to bring the number to 53. Why 53? Well, umm … no special reason … it just seemed like a good number … erm … all right already, it’s because I’m an old guy! Sheesh! Here goes:

36. If your teenager walks into your bedroom and wants to chat just as you’ve turned the light off to go to sleep, turn the light back on and chat.

37. When you feel the urge to text your spouse (or other important person) just to say hi and see how they’re doing, give in to that urge.

38. Don’t worry about gray hair. Be thankful you still have hair.

39. Speaking of hair, don’t be afraid to try a new haircut.

40. A glass of cold water is usually more satisfying than whatever you first started reaching for.

41. Saying “No” is wonderful.

42. Then again, learn to say “Yes” to some things you haven’t done before.

43. Encouragement is encouraging! Go out and do some!

44. When it comes to new food, if there’s a culture somewhere on the planet that features whatever it is as one of their regular dishes, give it a try.

45. Bacon. Yes.

46. Ask for help. You know you need it.

47. The Bible is worth reading over and over and over again.

48. Getting up early to exercise won’t kill you.

49. Staying up too late will keep you from being able to get up early to exercise. Don’t be afraid to have a bedtime earlier than most toddlers.

50. My wife loves me, or perhaps I should say she knows me really well and loves me anyway. That alone is enough to make me give thanks to God.

51. When given a choice between chocolate and vanilla, say yes.

52. Parenting is an adventure.

53. You never know what’s coming next.

What lessons have you learned over the years?

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21 Responses to Saturday Celebration – Happy Half Birthday!

  1. That no matter how far I think I have come I have yet to even walk a foot! That my kids no longer may think I’m stupidand knows nothing but they no longer feel they need what I might know, of course I’m like that to so maybe it’s hereditary!

  2. Auntie Em says:

    Ill be there in January and my husband is there now… We’ve learned these lessons too! It’s a nice place to be– the aches and pains are the price of wisdom, I guess.

  3. Adriana says:

    Standing ovation for two of my very favorite bloggers!!!

    Anne — I’ve been off line a lot lately and I can’t believe I missed your Bday post! Happy Birthday, friend! I hope ALL of Tim’s followers will immediately hop over to Modern Mrs. Darcy and subscribe!

    Tim — Happy Half Bday!!! Love all your advice too. My favorite is “Encouragement is so encouraging! Go out and do some!” You’ve taught me more about how to use the internet as a tool for encouraging others than anyone! I hope ALL of Anne’s followers will follow you!

    I just love blog-parties. 🙂

  4. Jeannie says:

    This is great advice from both you and Anne! My current version of 36 is “When a not-as-small-as-he-used-to-be boy comes up to you with a smile on his face and wants to sit on your knee and pretend to squish you flat like a pancake, say yes.” Unless you have hot coffee in your hand. Caffeine … snuggle child … caffeine … snuggle child … OK that’s a tough one. 😉

    And happy half-birthday!! One can never celebrate too often.

  5. Erica says:

    Is a half-birthday like an unbirthday? I think we should break into song. 😉

    Excellent advice all around.

    Except for fanfiction stinking. I’ve read some genuinely well-written fanfiction. Of course those are the ones that probably go on to have original stories published.

    And then you have my fanfiction, which is written by the seat of my pants, involves every fandom I can possibly remember, and makes basically no sense. Yet it is still superior to Fifty Shades of Grey. XD

  6. michellevl says:

    I was about to join Erica’s song: A very merry un-birthday to you!

    Love the lists. My favorites are #8, #36 and #53. 🙂

  7. janehinrichs says:

    Great idea. And what a great list! Both lists! Thanks. I’m going to do this on my next birthday (not till May and then I’ll be 46). I don’t do half-birthdays. Nothing wrong with them of course but those are just too hard to think about and figure out with a bunch of kids.

  8. Ellen says:

    Your half birthday happens to be the same as my son’s…Did we know that you two fine fellows share a birthdate? If we did, I forgot. I love both lists!

    • Tim says:

      Happy Half Birthday to your son then, too, Ellen! (I bet he’s not 53 1/2 yet though. Then again, it’s a safe bet you’re not either!)

  9. Laughing at your list of 53. For no specific reason, you know. 🙂

    My faves: 36, 37, 44, 45, 49, 51, 53. That’s probably too many favorites. Oh well.

    Happy half birthday!

    • Tim says:

      Too many favorites? I found 35 favorites on your list! This post is just one more example of how good a blog mentor you are, and how grateful I am to be one of your manatees.

  10. Kathleen says:

    My fav is 36. Adding this too: It’s always better to laugh than to take offense, the person probably didn’t really mean how it sounded, and if they did it’s their problem.
    Happy Half Birthday! My daughter has been reminding me how close I’ve been coming to the Half a Century mark since I was 45…How does it feel to be on the other side, you seem to be managing quite well

  11. Lesley says:

    Happy half! I loved Anne’s list, so it was fun to skim it again and read your additions. I’m going to cheat and link to a post I wrote called 20 lessons from my 20s. 🙂

  12. I wouldn’t have guessed you to be in your early 50s, but I assumed about 47 or so.
    I don’t think I’d be willing to try a new haircut. Every time I cut my hair I get sad. haha.

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